Ownage

"I fought a bear single handed

Won a staring competition with a gargoyle

Scaled Mount Olympus without a spacesuit

And lapped Usain Bolt in a 100 meter race

I am more selfless than Mother Theresa

More inspiring than MLK

More deadly than a poison dart frog

And more powerful than the oceans' tides

I have given birth a hundred times

I am sexier than Helen of Troy

I'm holier than Jesus, Muhammad, and Buddha

Stronger than Hercules

A better detective than Sherlock Holmes

Richer and wiser than Solomon

And more mysterious than a giant squid

In short, I am the fucking greatest"

- Every Rapper Ever

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