Tuesday, April 8, 2014

The Oversharing Poem

Holy crap I'm tired, I can't stay awake
I didn't take a shower this morning
And I'm pretty sure I smell like poop
I really need to shave off this neckbeard
My lower back hurts like a mother
I just sneezed phlegm all over my arm
Then I poked myself in the eye really hard

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