- Keep several spare tires in your vehicle along with tools and extra gasoline.
- Pack a satellite phone, CB radio, and extra power for all of your backup forms of communication.
- Please do not hassle rest stop attendants, everyone is having a rough time in this economy, particularly small business owners.
- Detours and shortcuts of every kind are ill-advised.
- Do not approach seemingly abandoned shacks, shanties, or cabins.
- Do not get high and have sex in the swamp. Period.
- Be aware of your surroundings at all times.
- Beware of giant snakes, bats, opossums, and other such natural predators.
- If you stumble upon a moonlit ceremony, do not antagonize the voodoo cult devotees.
- Finally, please do not feed the alligator people.
Thank you for reading this statement and as always, enjoy your vacation and stay safe!
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