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Last year, my New Year's resolution was to not make any New Year's resolutions.

I achieved this goal.

This year, I am stepping up my game. In the interest of self-betterment, I have created a list of equally achievable tasks.

In no particular order,

And without further fanfare...

Ten Actually Achievable Goals for 2013 

1: Clean your bedroom. Twice.
2: Read three good books.
3: Stop saying “fuck” in front of Lily.
4: Weigh less at the end of the year.
5: Visit Brendan in Chicago.
6: See an awesome show.
7: Learn how to make a chicken curry.
8: Have a good cry.
9: Memorize one Shakespearean sonnet.
10: Go on a hike.